A day spent without laughter is a day wasted.
This is from my mail
Movie?
Call to girl/boy friend?
Sleeping?
Riding?
Gardening?
Hey…!!
Jolly!!
J But……………
BOO HOO!!!!!
Nothing is Changed Life is Same!!!!
20 years back – Lekhak Note book.
20 years back – Playing with plastic car running on battery and remote.
Today – Playing with metal car running on petrol and gear.
20 years back – Scared of Teachers and exams.
Today – Scared of Bosses and targets.
20 years back – Wanting to be class topper.
Today – Wanting to be ‘Employee of the month’
20 years back – Quarterly exams.
20 years back – Annual School Magazine.
Today – Company Annual Report.
20 years back – Waiting for Diwali crackers.
Today – Waiting for Diwali bonus.
20 years back – Running after grades and prize cups.
Today – Running after incentives and promotions.
20 years back – Craving for the latest toy in the market.
Today – Craving for the latest gadget in the market
20 years back – Eager to watch the latest cartoon show.
Today – Eager to watch the latest blockbuster.
20 years back – Crush on class mate.
So essentially nothing has changed!!
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results
(EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERING STUDENTS)
Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2
but
Prove that 2/10=2
Ans : Normal college students insist Question is “OUT of Syllabus”.
but
Engineering Students replied:
2=two,
10=ten.
therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.
w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.
therefore
w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19
Therefore wo/en=38/19=2.
Hence Proved
FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter what answer is , they say what answer u need .”